This just in, Edward Snowden reveals that the C.I.A. and the D.H.S. have both known and have proof that Big Foot exists. Their reason for admitting the release of this information, reportedly, is that elusive creature has struck a deal with both agencies, promising to provide tracking services in locating entry points for illegal aliens. Big Foot is quoted as saying "I have been wandering the Western half of the United States for 300 or more years and I am tired of people stumbling across me and my family in their futile search for Mexicans coming into this Country with out permission." Big Foot went on to say "That the deal reached, after three years, will provide me and my 23 children with voter I.D. cards, public assistance, housing and up to 7 "Super 8" hotels so my family and I can contribute to the communities where we will eventually settle." Following the release of this latest Snowden bomb shell, President Obama and former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi reaffirmed that the is no truth to the existence of Unicorns. Time will tell.
Posted on: Sun, 28 Jul 2013 00:55:37 +0000
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