This little shit sometimes known as belle really excelled herself tonight,, usual jaunt down to shields beach, pitch black as per ,, hounds running about and I hear growling in the dark up runs shit red lights flashing with summit white in her clacker, running past me full pelt heading for the car pausing only to growel nd warn the others off her prize.. I walked the mile or so back to the car where she was in full swing tearing up what I thought was a chip wrapper,,, TILL I SMELT IT,, Ive a good strong stomach but the smell of a half rotted waterlogged seagull filling the back seat of my car been ripped to bits by the little shit,, I could quite happily have stangled the little shit, the other 5 are standing licking their lips waiting for the chance to steal it off her,, the result was I put them in the boot of the car .yes all 6,,,, I had to take the back seat out completely and all their blankets toys chews leads car seat covers,wrapping them up in the seat covers till I can come back for them in an hour or so,, anyway drove back home wi all windows wide open but the smell was sick man I ended up driving back wi my heed out the window then I lost me hat,,, me good hat me hat Ive had and worn every day for 15+ yrs... Thats it yer little shit Im gonna refit ya butt wi a doc Martin pulling up at home and opening the tailgate I thought I musta left them all at the beach till 1 moved and all 6 moved like 1 flat out over the green and were climbing over each other to get in the locked front door...they knew !!! gets them in the house gets them settled nd then dashes back down to the coast wi a couple ov large bin bags ,,, gets down the coast nd there is 5 cars bout 20 people.. Walking back to where Id left me gear wrapped up in cars seats nd I hear whooomphh,,,young ens had a big bonfire going,,,bet yer cannit guess wot was atop of the fire ffs,, so anybody wi a late Astra hatch back seat Ill swop 6 dachshunds for it
Posted on: Fri, 04 Jul 2014 03:37:10 +0000
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