This made me laugh :D GUIDE TO LITHIUM ION BATTERIES a.k.a. "Terrorist Cells" "When you seriously abuse a Li-ion cell it gets angry. When a Li-ion cell gets angry it becomes a terrorist cell and it will “vent with flame” (AKA explode). Remember the fuss about exploding laptop and cellphone batteries, the huge product recalls, the lawsuits, the martian invasion to rid us of unsafe cells? No? Well, I might be imagining part of that. But rest assured, today’s cellphones and laptops are completely safe. The manufacturers have started using the exact same cells they were using in the exploding products. Hey, what’s that? That’s right, the exact same cells. The problem lies not with the cells, it lies with the way you treat ‘m. Treat ‘m nice and you won’t have a problem. Li-ion cells are only dangerous if you don’t use them the way you’re supposed to use them. Thanks to the lawsuits and the martian invasion a lot of money has been spent to find out what exactly turns a Li-ion cell in a terrorist cell and how to prevent that from happening. If you are sitting next to a burning Li-ion cell, quit reading, get outside, call the fire department or your local emergency number (US: 911, AU:000, UK and most former colonies: 999 Most of Europe: 112) and tell them your name, location and don’t forget to mention the fact that there’s a lithium fire burning!"
Posted on: Wed, 21 Aug 2013 11:11:43 +0000
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