This made my day. Laugh a little. Happy Weekend Statuses we would be seeing or updating on FB, Twitter and BBM if we were in the times of Moses, Noah, Adam and Abraham: 1. Guys its wild, fire falling from heaven and Lots wife just turned into a pillar of salt #via terrified 2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here i come.. 3. Its raining cats and dogs! Just chilling in first class in Noahs ark, the view here is fantastic.. But this Lions keep staring at me weird. #Noahs voyage# 4.Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai some miracles going on here.. 5. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? eish! #smh 6. Jacobs status: Things we do for love, cant believe i served her father for 14 years just to get her. Love u loads Rachel 7. Some people are so cruel hey. Cain how do u kill your own brother? RIP Abel 8. One of Jesus disciples post :Wat a long day.. Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my brothers. These guys are funny..LLP (Laughing Like pharaoh) 9. Isaac: OMG, dad nearly sacrificed me... #selfie with ram ya all# 10. Mary: Joseph is not replying my whatsapp messages. He still thinks i cheated.. Grow up duh 11. David: Gotta love this balcony its awesome... I can see everything. Female anatomy 101 #word# 12. Jezebel: victoria secret is da bomb... 13. Cant believe Elisha just allowed bears to eat up those children.... #Like seriously?? 14. Samson: The chick sold me out... Im going to bring the roof down at this party... #literally
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 09:54:49 +0000
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