This might cause some flack, but do NOT bother to post your thoughts about me being insensitive, biased, racist, not PC or what ever you want to call me. Just look at #10. While youre doing that, Im going to enjoy a fried Spam and Bacon sandwich. Have you ever wondered why its OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French, Rednecks, Hillbillys, Democrats and Republicans etc., but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims? So as not to appear insensitive, just insert which ever group you feel is appropriate in the blanks. 1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a _____. 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cant afford shoes, You may be a _____. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a _____. 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a _____. 5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a _____ 6. If you cant think of anyone you havent declared jihad against, You may be a _____. 7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a _____. 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a _____. 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a _____. 10. If you find this offensive, You may be a _____. Thank you Mr. Foxworthy
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 02:35:23 +0000
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