This morning A doctor told me that I have kidney stones. I started to weep. He responded by telling me that while kidney stones are painful, they arent actually fatal. I told him that I wasnt crying out of fear, but rather, out of joy. I now can have a glimpse into what the beautiful act childbirth feels like. He told me that was a pretty creepy response and to quit trying to hug him. Who wants to volunteer to be my Lamaze coach? I will pay you in magic stones from my mysterious belly.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 17:42:06 +0000
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