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This morning I had to present to West London business leaders. One of them was keen to hear who was eating my meat, so I composed the following ditty. I have a lovely sausage Especially for you A hearty beast, its full of meat If you saw it... you’d say “phew”! Angelina takes a full 8” Clooney likes it small, Jane Asher, occasionally at Christmas Lets me give it to her in her hall. Tom Parker Bowles, As one well knows Wants sausage fit for royalty Camilla may indeed one day Take his and dunk it in her tea Shumaccker liked his fast Hugh Bonnevile savours to the last Dame Maggie Smith, despite looking down her nose Keeps one slipped in her panty hose. So now you know the secrets of my porker Its travelled far and is quite a corker. Received by many so join the queue And get my sausage inside of you. Quesiton: Have I pushed the boundaries of acceptable naughtiness too far?
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 08:36:06 +0000

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