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This morning, I will hunt.......this morning, a creature of the forest will die! After I find said creature & take aim, I will take a breath & squeeze the trigger. That action will cause a small explosion in my 308 caliber weapon, sending a 147 grain piece of lead, traveling at speeds of 2700fps, through his or her engine compartment! End results being 1. Tasty food with a story. 2. Enhanced man status with the community. 3. Women will flock to my door. 4. Beard growth. 5. Reason to drink beer with other hunter/killers. 6. Increased sense of patriotism for exercising my 2nd Amendment right to keep & bear arms. #warriorofthewoods
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 11:00:47 +0000

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