This morning (channeling Chris Naquin), I took over the management of the White House View Guest House in Oxford. I sent the attendant out to replenish his store of milk for my breakfast table. In his absence I sorted out the electricity for a Norwegian woman in #9, I gave directions to the train station in Spanish to a party of businessmen from Madrid, I collected the keys and saw off a party of Australians and I freed a very polite Japanese person who had apparently been trapped behind the door of the breakfast room since yesterday. Im from America, and Im here to help!
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 16:48:23 +0000
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