This morning i walked into the kitchen, spied the oranges I bought - TopicsExpress



          

This morning i walked into the kitchen, spied the oranges I bought last week. Thought, sure, I could eat an orange... Cut it, started eating, Oh. My. God. Most amazing food evar! Im making noises, orange juice is flying, peels discarded carelessly wherever they may land, seeds on the ceiling and in the neighbors yard. I think I blacked out. When I opened my eyes, all five oranges lay reduced to rough hewn shards of peel, I staggered, cold with sweat, and fell into a deep sleep, sated with a slightly angry belly. It was a total orngy.
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 09:49:46 +0000

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