This mornings email is a fresh start in a new direction. At last folks have ceased to contact me with regard to my lack of rigidity in what may be called my dangling participle....today is a notice from a dear girl named Rachel Parker, who tells me that I need to claim a commission payment of $7,302.29....lest it be returned to some sort of Secret Millionaire Society.....and here is what she says....read it carefully, my response will be a good un at the end.... Rachel Parker milesmiraflor2013@gmail via imnicamail 12:14 AM (5 hours ago) This is automated notification of a pending commission payment in the amount of $7,302.29. => Heres the reason - click here If these funds are yours, please claim them within 24 hours. Otherwise they will be released to a commission pool for the Secret Millionaire Society money system. => Heres the reason - click here You are receiving this message because you have either signed up to receive information from us or a third-party. To be cleared from our records, follow the link below or contact us at: Thank you, Admin 1342 ar allen RD Beaverton, OR 97008, Canada, 23r4rd street You are receiving this email as you asked for information using your email address: henryarmfield@gmail You can modify your email address here You can unsubscribe here instantly (Please note that this is instant and permanent) You can report Abuse here This email is sent to you by: na Bacayan cebu city, Cebu, , 6000, PH .....my email response...... Rachel....you are a MORON....Heres the reason....read here...Oregon is not a part of Canada, nor is Canada a part of Oregon, in fact they dont even share a border. Canada doesnt use Zip Codes, but instead Postal Codes, which are alphanumeric and not a dang thing like what the US uses....and be sure and remove any references that your email originated out of Cebu City, Philippines before you try it again. We shouldve let the Japanese have you back in the 1940s.....at least you wouldnt be pulling stupid stunts such as this today. And, as for the Secret Millionaire Society....I have a secret decoder ring from The Secret Squadron from Captain Midnight....Im way ahead of you... https://youtube/watch?v=WvKlqMjfk1Y
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 10:14:46 +0000
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