This one made me laugh! Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour. The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, I promise! Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos total 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in? I told him MIDNIGHT... He didnt seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said We need a new cuckoo clock! When I asked him why, he said, Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said oh shit cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, Cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 09:00:07 +0000
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