This one might possibly get changed a bit... 12 DAZE OF WELFARE (Twelve Days of Christmas) ================== On the First Day of Christmas my worker sent to me: A Sus-pension Letter by mail. On the Second Day of Christmas my worker sent to me: Two stern warnings And a Sus-pension Letter by mail. On the Third Day of Christmas my worker sent to me: Three voicemails Two stern warnings And a Sus-pension Letter by mail. On the Fourth Day of Christmas my worker sent to me: Four claim denials Three voicemails Two stern warnings And a Sus-pension Letter by mail. On the Fifth Day of Christmas my worker sent to me: Five forms to fill! Four claim denials Three voicemails Two stern warnings And a Sus-pension Letter by mail. On the Sixth Day of Christmas my worker sent to me: Six nosy questions Five forms to fill! Four claim denials Three voicemails Two stern warnings And a Sus-pension Letter by mail. On the Seventh Day of Christmas my worker sent to me: Seven reprimands Six nosy questions Five forms to fill! Four claim denials Three voicemails Two stern warnings And a Sus-pension Letter by mail. On the Eighth Day of Christmas my worker sent to me: Eight cans of cat food Seven reprimands Six nosy questions Five forms to fill! Four claim denials Three voicemails Two stern warnings And a Sus-pension Letter by mail. On the Ninth Day of Christmas my worker sent to me: Nine computer errors Eight cans of cat food Seven reprimands Six nosy questions Five forms to fill! Four claim denials Three voicemails Two stern warnings And a Sus-pension Letter by mail. On the Tenth Day of Christmas my worker sent to me: Ten propositions Nine computer errors Eight cans of cat food Seven reprimands Six nosy questions Five forms to fill! Four claim denials Three voicemails Two stern warnings And a Sus-pension Letter by mail. On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my worker sent to me: Eleven Overpayments Ten propositions Nine computer errors Eight cans of cat food Seven reprimands Six nosy questions Five forms to fill! Four claim denials Three voicemails Two stern warnings And a Sus-pension Letter by mail. On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my worker sent to me: Twelve workers gossiping Eleven Overpayments Ten propositions Nine computer errors Eight cans of cat food Seven reprimands Six nosy questions Five forms to fill! Four claim denials Three voicemails Two stern warnings And a Sus-pension Letter by mail!
Posted on: Tue, 09 Dec 2014 16:06:17 +0000