This ought to make us all feel better about our computer skills! COMPUTER TECH SUPPORT... Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the my computer icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? **************************** Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Margie, I cant print. Every time I try, it says Cant find printer. Ive even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he cant find it.. **************************** Tech support: Whats on your monitor now, maam? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11. **************************** Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure its plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I cant get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: ! OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. **************************** Customer: I cant get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, Im sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five dots. **************************** Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support: Thats not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer.. **************************** Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. **************************** Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: Im writing my first email. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter a in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it? **************************** This one and the next are our personal favorites! A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine. **************************** And last but not least! Tech support: Okay Bob, lets press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter P to bring up the Program Manager. Customer: I dont have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: P.....on your keyboard, Bob. Customer: IM NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 03:43:29 +0000
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