This receipt is still completely wrong. Here is how it SHOULD read: Black & Bleu Burger .20 Jalapeño .05 Electricity to provide you with air conditioning, lighting and piped in music while you eat .15 Employee wages to cook the food you are too lazy to cook yourself 1.00 Trash disposal fees for the barge loads of paper products you require your burger to be wrapped in and presented on, so that you think no one has touched your food .60 Insurance to pay for the lawsuit we all KNOW you will file when you slip on a pickle slice and fall on your ass in our restaurant because you are too damned stupid to walk across a tile floor without watching where you step 2.00 Maintenance costs to repair the furniture your undisciplined monster kids will destroy by carving their initials into the wood or poking holes through the vinyl seat covers just because they are bored 1.50 Parking lot cleanup fees because your parents never taught you what a trash can is for .50 Graffiti removal surcharge because your kids will tag our building if their order wasnt correct, or because they are bored. .50 Advertising costs to lure you in, because you were never taught to think for yourself 1.00 Napkin replacement charge because you cant seem to manage to pull ONE napkin out of the dispenser 1.00 Condiment waste fee, to cover the 48 oz. of catsup you will pour onto your placemat for the six french fries you will consume .50 Bathroom cleanup fee to remove your stupid scrawling from the privacy walls around the stools .85 Tax .70 ------------ Total $10.55
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 00:38:24 +0000