This restaurant review is briliant. H/T to Nick Van Dyk. “I - TopicsExpress



          

This restaurant review is briliant. H/T to Nick Van Dyk. “I have decided not to go for the famous roast chicken, mainly because I’ve suffered it before and I’d just been watching a Japanese couple wrestle with one like a manga poltergeist from some Tokyo horror movie, its scaly blue legs stabbing the air. So on to the broiled kidneys. Nothing I have eaten or heard of being eaten here prepared me for the arrival of the veal kidneys en brochette. Somehow the heat had welded them together into a gray, suppurating renal brick. It could be the result of an accident involving rat babies in a nuclear reactor. They don’t taste as nice as they sound.”
Posted on: Thu, 26 Jun 2014 18:03:49 +0000

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