This should be fun: Ive had great roommates and lousy ones. When I was living in la, I had one well call a. I had written a show and was pitching it. To this day Ill say it was really funny. All women talk show, meets sketch. It was ahead of its time. In the show was a pretty blonde. She got fired in every show. A worked in casting and read the script. She begged to get cast. She was actually perfect. We moved in together in north Hollywood. She sold her eggs, (ovarian not chicken,) to make $. With that $ she either bought plastic surgery or pink clothes. No joke. When I first moved in, she told me I should get breast implants. I asked her to quit looking at my boobs. A few months later, she decided to get her own implants removed. She asked to take a picture of my breasts to show her plastic surgeon. Shed decided that my breasts were very j-lo. I said: Seriously, weirdo, Quit looking at my boobs. I did not let her take a picture of me. Shed sleep in neoprene pants to lose weight. Shed stain her lips with dark lipstick. She wore a mask that sent electrical currents to her face, to strengthen her facial muscles, (while watching soaps in her scuba pants.) On my 29th birthday, she took my out to the key club in la. Its one of those fancy bars that you have to be pretty to get into. Velvet ropes, etc. A friend of mine managed it. She was really rude to him. On the way home, she was telling me that she wanted to have an affair with George w. Bush. I told her I couldnt stand him. She stopped her car on laurel canyon and told me to get out. She was serious. She wanted me to walk home bc Id insulted her president. (I didnt get out.) She cheated on her really sweet boyfriend, often. He was really attractive and sweet. He was a fireman in la. His dad was some famous actor. Shed set up dates, online, even though she had a boyfriend. She wanted a doctor, not a fireman. I really regret that I never sat down and told her what a totally ridiculous person she was. I just moved out. I cited her as everything that was wrong with LA. She was seriously nuts, but also a really bad person. I feel like I should have told her. #100daysofregret
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 12:00:50 +0000
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