This should get me barred! There I was walking along the streets of Newport late at night and I happened to notice a lady of the night stood on the street corner. Out of curiosity I asked, How much do you charge? She replied, £50 Off I went on my travels again and at the other end of the same street bumped into another lady of the night. Out of yet more curiosity I asked, How much do you charge? She replied £5. I said, Blimey, that`s cheap, the other lady at the other end of the street wanted £50. She said, That`s because she has a womb. I replied, And you havent? No, she said, we`d have to do it up against the wailings.
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 18:26:30 +0000
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