This song has been raddling around in my head for a few days with a few troubles Ive had, amongst stress and a few other things. After actually listening to it again it all made more sense as to why. I smiled and laughed, then I took a deep breath, sat down and pondered then took abbys advice. Dear Abby, Dear Abby My feet are too long My hairs falling out and my rights are all wrong My friends they all tell me that Ive no friends at all Wont you write me a letter, wont you give me a call? Signed, Bewildered Bewildered, Bewildered [Chorus:] You have no complaint You are what your are and you aint what you aint So listen up Buster, and listen up good Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood Dear Abby, Dear Abby My fountain pen leaks My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed If it werent so expensive, Id wish I were dead Signed, Unhappy Unhappy, Unhappy You have no complaint You are what your are and you aint what you aint So listen up Buster, and listen up good Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood Dear Abby, Dear Abby... ha Dear Abby... Dear Abby... Dear Abby... Dear Abby, Dear Abby, You wont believe this But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss My girlfriend tells me Its all in my head But my stomach tells me to write you instead Signed, Noise-maker Noise-maker, Noise-maker You have no complaint You are what your are and you aint what you aint So listen up Buster, and listen up good Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood Dear Abby, Dear Abby Well I never thought That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees Signed, Just Married Just married, Just married You have no complaint You are what your are and you aint what you aint So listen up Buster, and listen up good Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood Signed, Dear Abby Thank you
Posted on: Sat, 10 Jan 2015 18:09:38 +0000