This was written by my talented friend, Bronwyn S. Enjoy. I am the very Model of a Modest Major Morrison My name is Major Morrison, I’ve got responsibility For matters that are crucial to our maritime stability I have a little folder which I quote from with assurety To brief the Aussie people on our national immaturity And when they call for slogans, I’m the best in the vicinity; Like Stop the Boats! Or Turn’em Back! Or Tow ‘em to Infinity! For demonising reffos I can cut it with the best of them Especially when it comes to laying out a legal test of ‘em. I have a secret chinwag with the Sri Lankan military To further crush the human rights of those in the minority In short in Borders’ Sovereign or boats upon the horizon I am the very model of a Modest Major Morrison As Immigration Minister I stand as unaccountable And hide behind the trousers of a three-star navy roundtable My officers are tight-lipped when they should be giving surety For matters on the water are a source of insecurity But when it comes to showing just a hint of our humanity You shouldn’t bother seeking me, I’ll issue a profanity, I’m far too steeped in peddling hate in suburbs of the western part To show any proclivity for sympathy or have a heart. An arsenal of measures we are going to be employing with The on-the-water matters and the lives that we are toying with In short in Borders’ Sovereign or boats upon the horizon I am the very model of a modest Major Morrison.
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 23:17:33 +0000
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