This week is the calm before the storm. This week Im calling kids by their correct birth names. Im overlooking dogs eating life jackets and whatnot. Im joyful. I still love my garden. Im fully stocked in the pantry/fridge dept; ready to make a nutritious meal at a moments notice. Next week marks the beginning of Calendar Coma Mom. This lady gazes at the flurry of dates and meetings and comprehends none of it. Children are forgotten at practices. Dogs are fed nutritious meals and kids are reprimanded for eating life jackets. No one has the correct name. Tendonitis of the anterior tibialis develops from gas/break/driving 80 hours a day to and from the aforementioned practices. Clothes are dirty. Kids are stinky. Mom cant conjugate verbs any longer. Its scary Calendar Coma Mom. Shes coming...
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 22:20:54 +0000
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