This weekend my wife is headed to a bachelorette party in Maryland and is leaving me home all alone with the kids to fend for myself. That’s right. Just me. All alone. With these two knuckleheads. So...anybody interested in hanging out with me and my kids this weekend? We’re down for anything. A trip to the Natural History Museum, a ride to the park, a trip to to a drive in theater, water balloon fight, art class, nature hike, photoshoot, jenga game, hackathon, petting zoo, playdate, amusement park, jam session...whatever. All I ask is that you know how to cook and/or order vegan food. Can discern between fake tears and real tears, and can also tell when my kids are crying as well. You must be able to tell a mean bedtime story, be licensed to administer CPR and have completed some certified lifeguard training. Also, a good boo-boo bedside manner is a must. (must bring own band-aids) Oh, and most importantly you must return me and my kids in the same condition you found us before my wife returns. Disclaimer: Myla bites when threatened, and enjoys mooning small animals, and Sierra is a master of reverse psychology and speaks 2 languages (I think).
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 15:08:24 +0000
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