This whole Cliven Bundy range war thing has got me thinking. And I realize I ACTUALLY OWN THE ENTIRE STATE OF CALIFORNIA. And the Fed better back the hell off. Now hear me out, heres my case: One of my husbands ancestors was the able first governor of the Hudsons Bay Company. During that time, he also became something of roving ambassador (and spy) for England. During an extensive trip out West, where he toured up the coast of California and was the guest of General Vallejo, he sent secret dispatches back to London saying that Spanish forces were weak and, with not very many, dragoons, he could take all of Alta California for the Crown. Sadly, the Queen said, Not interested. But because, in the mid 1800s, my relative by marriage proposed to steal California fair and square from the Spanish (who stole it from the Indians, but no matter), I declare, under the Bundy Provision, that California is MINE, MINE, MINE. By ancestral squatters rights or the Constitution or something like that. Anyway: FREEDOM! Furthermore, Simpson was known as one of the ablest administrators of what was a precursor to an international company. Therefore, any large company that involves administration and international sales is also MINE, MINE, MINE. Facebook, Google, Apple and Cisco, Im looking at you. And lets just throw in this one -- my ancestor was around here speaking English (real English English!) when very few in California were speaking any English. So thats gotta be some sort of Bundiesque justification, dontcha think? Now I await Sean Hannitys defense of my rights. And am looking forward to all the militia men who will show up in Sonoma armed to the teeth to defend to the death my right to make a huge land grab. The rest of you, get ready to pay taxes to ME.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 19:13:58 +0000
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