#ThisJustIN #BreakingNews I just read on the #TOI that the #Women of #India are now, demanding the #RightToOrgasm. Oh yes you heard it right !!! Havent we come a loooong way from the Women demanding the Right to Education? Or the Right to having a separate bogey in local trains for them?? Way to Go Women (y) The Womens rights groups are campaigning for this demand. They have taken a morcha out against the HRD Minister demanding that The husband should not be allowed to get out of the bed or fall asleep, till the woman confirms that she has achieved an orgasm. Apparently the #BJP s #Modi government (#ModiSarkar) are now considering every possibility of passing an ordinance against this. After all, based on #RSS dictats such demands made by the women are absolutely derogatory and self demeaning. Ofcourse the #Congress is gathering up its entire Parliamentary strength (which does not go beyond a busload) to rally FOR this reform. Though they are going to put in specific efforts to ensure that the minorities of the country get this right. They are planning to campaign for a 27% reservations based on minorities in this. #RaGa however, is all for empowering women. He says Women of India should be empowered to achieve an orgasm on a regular basis, with or without the husband and btw we got in RTI. Now thats Woman Empowerment :D The #AAP is ofcourse heading the socialist front saying, If one woman cant achieve an orgasm, then some other woman should pass hers to the unfortunate one. If we come in power, we will arrange subsidies for the less unfortunate ones. Dont even ask me what those subsidies would be. I wouldnt be able to specify them here, without getting my butt kicked by the moral police. The #JD(U) and the #RJD combine have sent out their guys to look up the word Orgasm in the dictionary. When the RJD chief was asked about this issue, all he had to say on this was Hatt Budbak #ArnabGoswami for the first time, is not demanding any answers from the nation. He seems to have gone completely silent on this issue. Hmmmmm #PaidMedia perhaps?? For the #Men, however, this has come as a total surprise. They are now hurriedly calling up their friends asking them questions like: Dude, whats an orgasm got to do with a woman? Isnt a woman supposed to have an orgasm after we start snoring? Damn that sounds like a lot of work Should we quit out jobs and work full time at home on this I am not sure where or how, this campaign by the women will go, but the way things usually happen in India, I am expecting a commission to be set up on this issue soon and the matter forgotten soon enough. Disclaimer: For all those who dont understand my posts (seems there are quite a few around these days). THIS IS A SATIRE !!!! THIS IS NOT TRUE !!! ITS SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN IN A LIGHTER VEIN. And no I have not plagiarized this content from anyone or anywhere. Due credits to my dear friend, Vedika for bringing the original article to my notice though :) (Chalo credit bhi de diya) . The post is not meant to be offensive to any political party, person, organization or Women either :) And I sincerely wish that all women in the world get their orgasms on a regular basis (law or no law) :P Any resemblance to women with happy smiling faces and a spring in their walk, is purely coincidental ;)
Posted on: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 12:03:46 +0000
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