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Those who know me most likely know of my superpower of picking up an egg and having it turn to into a fluid in my hand. Today new light has been shed on my ability as it turns out I appear to have full control over things that come out of farm animals, as it turns out I now have the power to eat a tub of ice cream (a dairy product for those tired or slow) and be able to perfectly bring it back up without making myself sick. It comes up exactly how I eat it, with no wrenching or gross taste, essentially I get to eat it twice. I could have done with this 2 years ago before I got fat but regardless, i am close to achieving ultimate power. Now tremble at my feet humans as before long I will be able to cook bacon by sight alone and one day lay my very own egg.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 20:19:34 +0000

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