Thought Id share some Jewish humor tonight, especially as there is some Jewish blood in me too. None of these 10 jokes are particularly funny though. Jewish Comedians 1. A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, Are you comfortable? The man says, I make a good living. 2. I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. 3. Ive been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. 4. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 5. My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife calls it the Dead Sea . 6. Doctor: Youll live to be 60! Patient: I AM 60! Doctor: See! What did I tell you? 7. A doctor held a stethoscope up to a mans chest. The man asks, Doc, how do I stand? The doctor says, Thats what puzzles me! 8. Patient: I have a ringing in my ears. Doctor: Dont answer. 9. A Jewish man said that when he was growing up, they always had two choices for dinner - Take it or leave it. 10. A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, What part is it? The boy says, I play the part of the Jewish husband. The mother scowls and says, Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part.
Posted on: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 02:18:54 +0000
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