Thought id make part of a short story out of it. Well I was just wanting to buy a feather for my hat. Really, to just go to the Ladys bridge club you see. My lady here now, now brown cow, at BR549 sales and service a subsiduary of the Royal family of the kingdom Passodina and Ambassador and Juniors the name. How you doing? Good thats good, pay attention your in luck.....my goal is to aim to take your money for birdseeds on the dollar, by selling you this Royal bird who lays golden eggs twice a year and has not had one at this time so it can be any day you see and their big. Now, now now I know what your thinking how can I afford to do such a thing and you might also think you are taking advantage of my generosity to get your hands on such a royal breed with a paper of authenticity as this bird was owned by the Queen of Passodina her self which I am secretly here to trade to the royal family here. Hold on wait I feel that by doing this, those women at the bridge club might be envious and jealous ,but you are going to have to let them know this is the only bird of its kind here. I was only authorized to bring the Gold egg laying one. Wait... I might be to kind and people might think your a crook so we cant have that now, so... I will just trade you the bird for your umm your car and luggage, to make sure it seems kinda fair. That way nobody will think you took to much of advantage of royalty. Now the thing is being the Ambassador I was suppose to trade this bird to the royal family here as I said for something called money in the millions what ever that is. have you ever heard of it ? No, me either. and it seems I have been dreadfully called back to the Kingdom on urgent business due to an Umpalumpa Gold nugget strike. I just need a car and I saw you had the Royals Royce phantom. Which will suffice for my immediate needs besides where could I put all those Millions of money anyway? I here it is a lot of fancy paper which what can that be worth? So if you would be so gracious and sign a trade so I can get back. Ohh I see you have a pen already just sign there. thank you and the Kingdom of Passodina thanks you. My apologizes to the Royal family here ,but maybe you can help them? Here is a saddle and bridle and I will just take the keys and cookoo ka choo away I must go hastily go to meet the egg-man himself of Passodina.
Posted on: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 08:23:24 +0000
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