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Thought out my perfect funeral: Outside. I lie in a casket in front of everyone. People give eulogies & the like, and are then interrupted by a group of scantily clad strippers who march into the proceedings blasting Def Leopards Pour Some Sugar On Me & dump buckets of sugar all over my corpse. Then a biker gang will roar in (almost scaring the strippers) and pour gasoline all over my corpse, throw a cigarette down on my body & light it on fire. Then a band will appear from a hidden stage and start playing something epic while everyone watches my body burn. Whats left of my bones will be made into Jewlery and given away to fans.
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 04:35:45 +0000

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