Thoughts for the Week: 1) Never hang curtains by yourself. You will inevitably turn to pick something up and wrench your back causing indescribable pain curable only by the drinking of copious amounts of wine. 2) I dont have enough seating. People may only visit me in groups of 2. Take note. Also, spilling smelly oil from a Bath & Bodyworks wallflower in a small apartment will result in a very, very, VERY smelly room. Good thing I like spiced pumpkins. 3) Things found while unpacking: - Approximately 18 pillow cases, none of which match. - A million steak knives, forks and tablespoons. Only 2 teaspoons and one (1) butter knife. Helpful to the person who does not eat steak. - Dads winter hat. - The individually wrapped contents of my junk drawer. - Throw pillows and socks carefully wrapped in packing paper. Thank God they werent injured in transit. - Nicoles housecoat. - A piece of 6 baseboard trim that wasnt attached to the wall in my bedroom. When they say theyre packing everything in a room they are REALLY...NOT...KIDDING. Thank you studious and dedicated packers! 4) Things not found while unpacking: - a hairdryer - a hairbrush - deodorant - a toothbrush Friday was a rough day at the office. 5) Brace yourself for withdrawal as it appears I will be without internet access for the next week and a half. Say what?! I cant believe it is going to take Bell that long to get to me! If you see some poor schmuck driving around C-town stealing wireless from the front seat of her car, try to understand that there are only so many books and magazines one can read. Plus, the occasional Google emergency must be solved somehow!
Posted on: Sun, 19 Oct 2014 16:13:40 +0000
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