Thoughts in a grocery store: Fritos. I could buy those. Id have to remember to get bean dip. Papaya. Thats too complicated. Hummus. Eh, just chick peas. Gotta remember to email my attorney. The storage building is still a wreck. Something youd expect to see when a band of blind, rabid raccoons would ransack your garbage. Juice? Yeah, maybe. What kind? Grape? White? No. Yes. No. Hell with it. Grapefruit. Bananas. Last time I bought some, I didnt touch them. Theyre back in produce, anyway. Ive moved on. That woman is wearing a tiara? I havent made soup in a while. Potatoes. Ugh. That means I gotta go back to produce. Ok. Bananas, too, then. Why are the energy drinks near the cereal? Generic cereal never tastes like the real thing. Dont need flour. Dont need sugar. Ooh! Cake mix. I need to get a new cake pan. Oh, lord. I need coffee. Good thing I walked down isle 3. Am I out of pasta? Lady, dont slap your kid. Deli meat. Have to do that. London broil. Man, I remember having a great London broil at a sax studio party back at UK. It was 12 years ago but I can still remember it. What kind of cheese would go with that? Cheddar always works. Ill get that. Hold up, lady. Im next. Wow. This post is going to be long. Crab legs? Theyre never as good as they are in the restaurant. EGG NOG!!! I forgot they bring that stuff out this time of year. Oh, how many days of egg nog goodness have I missed?! Oh. Do I need milk? Hm. I really should have looked at home. Better safe than sorry. Ice cream sandwiches. Yeah. Ill gain those 20 pounds back with a quickness. Couple frozen entrees just in case. Frozen pizza. Canadian bacon by itself? Nope. That DiGiorno (Cindy Lauper?) looks good. Dog food? Nope! Cat food? Nope! (Thank goodness). Dont need that. Dont need that. Nope. Yeah, Ill go back and get those Fritos.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Nov 2014 22:23:33 +0000
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