Three dogs are at the vet The first, a Jack Russell Terrier, says, I kept humping everything in sight. The neighbors cat, my masters leg, the couch, you name it. Plus, I peed in the corners and chewed the mail every time it got delivered. So theyre going to neuter me to see if it will calm me down. The second, a mutt, says, Thats kind of why Im here, too. Six litters of puppies up and down the street that all look like me. My owners are tired of the angry calls. So my junk gets snipped too. The third dog is a Great Dane. My master is Joe Giess , well Yesterday after his shower, he bent over to dry his legs and I just couldnt help myself. Mounted up that fat ass and went to town. The other two stare at him in disbelief. Theyre going to cut off your balls for that? What? No, Im here to get my nails trimmed.
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 02:15:34 +0000
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