Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vets when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said, So why are you here? The yellow Lab replied, Im a pisser. I piss on everything ... the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owners bed. The black Lab said, So whats the vet going to do? Gonna cut my nuts off, came the reply from the yellow Lab. They reckon itll calm me down. The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked, Why are you here? The Black Lab said, Im a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When Im inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners couch. So what are they going to do to you? the Yellow Lab inquired. Looks like Im losing my nuts, too, the dejected Black Lab said. The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, Why are you here? Im a humper, said the Great Dane. Ill hump anything. Ill hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and she was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldnt help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away. The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged sad glances and said, So, its nuts off for you too, huh? The Great Dane said, No, apparently Im here to get my nails clipped!
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 02:16:02 +0000