Three men approached the gates of heaven where they were immediately greeted by Saint Peter. Hello good sirs, welcome to the Kingdom of God. In heaven we have but one rule: Do not step on a duck. Im sorry. Can you repeat that? questioned one of the men. Over the years, many misconceptions of heaven have arisen. Yes, its a pretty nice place. No, its not perfect, but its close. You see the only problem are the ducks, If you step on a duck it will begin to quack and then all the other ducks will begin to quack and its simply a nuisance for us all. Saint Peter replied. The three men looked at each other, shrugged, and entered heaven. As far as the eye could see there were ducks everywhere. Almost immediately one of the men accidentally trod on a duck, just as Peter had said, the duck began to quack and then the ducks around him began an audible tidal wave of quacks. Soon after the ducks quietened, Saint Peter approached the men with a hag of a woman in tow. Without a word, he shackled the hag to the man that had stepped on the duck and left. The other two men were careful not to step on a duck, although they tried their best, one of them eventually stepped on a duck. The same phenomenon as before arose and Saint Peter arrived again with a huge amazonian woman. He shackled the woman to the man and left. The final man walked with care and spent many days and nights successfully stepping around the ducks. After a while, Saint Peter approached the man with a beautiful woman. He shackled the woman to the man and left without a word. The man was so delighted he asked out loud, What did I do to deserve this? The woman replied, I dont know, but I stepped on a duck.
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 21:16:46 +0000
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