Three men died .and went to Heaven and when they got to the Gates of Heaven Saint Peter said to Them i need to Know how you died before you can enter so the first guy said i had a suspension that my wife was cheating on me so i came home from work early and she was in the bathroom with a towel wrapped around her and the room was fogged up and her hair was dry she said she had been in the shower so i looked around and saw 10 fingers hanging on to the ledge of our 20 story apartment balcony (we live on the 19th floor ) so i stomped them the guy fell and hit some bushes he didnt die so mad i heaved up the refrigerator threw it on top of him and had a heart attack from the strain and died ok said Saint peter The second guy said i live in the same apartment building and i was doing chin ups like a fool on the 20th floor of the balcony slipped and caught hold of the ledge of the 19th floor when some idiot stomped my fingers and i fell in the bushes thanking God i was alive i looked up and this refrigerator came crashing down on me and i died ok said saint Peter he looked at the third guy and said how did you die he said man i was minding my own business sitting naked in this refrigerator
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 14:35:42 +0000
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