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Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, We dont want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit? The mother told them, Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours. So the nuns left to do unholy things. The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said to the first nun, What unholy thing did you do? and the nun said I stole a kids cellphone. The mother said, I guess that will do, go drink some holy water. When the nun did she wasnt a nun anymore and she left the convent. The second nun walked in and the mother said, What unholy thing did you do? The nun replied, I murder a stray dog! The mother said, Well, you are no longer holy for you have sinned . Go drink holy water. The third nun walked in and the mother said, What unholy thing did you do? The third nun said proudly, I pissed in the holy water! (^^^) (^^^) (^^^)
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 15:22:52 +0000

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