Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean. The first lady said, I dont know bout yall, but Im gonna wear me some hot pink panties before I gets on that plane. Why you gonna wear dat? the other two asked. The first replied, Cause, if dat plane goes down and Im out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first. The second lady says, Well, Im a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties. Why you gonna wear dat? the others asked. The second lady answered: Cause if dis here plane is goin down and Im floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first. The third old lady says, Well, Im not going to wear any panties... What? No panties?! the others said in disbelief. Dats right; you heard me. Im not wearing any panties, the third lady said, cause if dis plane goes down, dey always look for dat black box first.
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 21:44:37 +0000
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