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Three year olds will rule the world: I get woken up this morning by my nephew bringing me a packet of gum, and both him and my niece asking for one. I told them no, and hid the pack under my pillow. My three old niece decided this was not acceptable, grabbed my arm, held it out, and war cried: RILEY! GRAB HER! (Except shes a toddler so it sounded like EYE-LEE, ABB ERR!) And then tried stealing my gum. Then when she realized she wasnt strong enough to over power me, she grabbed the ONE thing that I felt materialistically protective over; my brand new copy of Ray Bradburys novel, Dandelion Wine... IE: She took one of my books. She held it over her head from across the room and smiled and said Na na na na na! and RAN in the back room to hide it as fast as possible. I am defeated and alone.
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 18:45:32 +0000

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