Three young lads talking at school, the first, Jack says I bet you two my Dad is faster than your Dads, the second lad says why what does your Dad do, Jack says his Dad works in a circus and catchs a bullet fired from a gun in his teeth, and thats fast. The second lad Danny says my Dad is an athlete, and can run the 100m faster than Usain Bolt, and thats fast. The third lad Billy says my Dad is faster than both your Dads. How come say the other two. Well says Billy my Dad works for Nottingham City council. Both Jack and Danny look at each other and say to Billy, how does that make him fast? Billy says he doesnt finish work until 5 oclock but hes at home by 3.
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 10:36:34 +0000
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