Thumbtacks. A slice of swiss. Two calendars from 2011, one missing January grid and the other missing December grid and half of Junes. Green pencils. Sixteen light bulbs, 30 watt. A drying wet copy of Idiots Guide to Golden Retrievers. Rubber bands for braces. An unopened envelope addressed to the house the storm took out. Receipt for a massage from the 3rd. A flackety pack of 8 condoms. Three black flower pots. Handgun. Twenty-five issues of Dwell. A picture with a mom in it saluting with an empty shot glass. Four unused notebooks, college-ruled. A bowl of water. That other thing. Crew socks. Rain coat. Brass knuckles. Nipple clamps. Silver O ring. Unopened sleeve of ranch dressing. A box of dirty Barbies with gummy-napped hair clumps marked Goodwill. Two tickets to Leonard Cohen for the 19th. Fuji apple. Nanas ash urn. A new, crispy wallet. Charger cord tangled into ear bud cord nest pile on top of an unlit iPad. Couch cushion speckled in Cheese-It crumbs. A diamond ring. Bent. An otherwise new copy of Reversing the Search: A Simple Approach to Ordinary Enlightening with a glistening coffee stain circle the size of a throw-away cup framing the running peacock on the gloss cover. Two cubes of sugar. Half a Bang Chocolate Bar Fire And Ice Triple Strength. A duffle bag filled with popcorn-flavored jelly beans. United ticket stubs. Electric eel nail polish. A Bic pen with leaky blue tip. A vase. Cutting board. Salt shaker. All three drivers licenses with a different same face in each lower left corner. Archies razor. A tube of Fluoride-free Fennel Toms. Key to the shop. Key to her place. Banana. Garage door opener. 19 paper clips, one with dry ear wax in an inner curve. Strap-on harness in mesh sack. Advent calendar. Pamphlet announcing Midnight Mass over on 13th Avenue. Bundle of sticks. Box of matches. Anwars shirt from the other night after Eddies. Gift card to Target. Gift card to Starbucks. Gift card to Barnes and Noble. Gift card to iTunes. Thirty bucks: two tens, a five and five ones. A roofless skull with $15.00 in change. A peach. 4 bacon grease jars. A mini-catapult. A wrist rocket. A Crown Royal bag filled with yellow marbles. More of that first thing. A lighter with a lion on it.
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