Thursday Thoughts: 1. If Violets were Orange, poetry would be a lot more challenging. 2. Saying an actors performance was unbelievable is actually an insult. 3. I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor. 4. Its so cold out, I just saw a woman in TWO pairs of pajamas at Walmart... and the teen boys were pulling up their pants! 5. Do people who run know that we’re not food anymore? 6. Setting the alarm clock proves Im capable of making the same mistake every day. 7. Some days the problem is that I care too much. Today was not one of those days. 8. My IQ? ... With Google or without? 9. So... youll be able to buy Girl Scout Cookies online this year . Your move, Weight Watchers. 10. Betty White is 95 years old & has, like, 5 jobs. I cant even get out of bed. 11. Never mind...2018 will be my year. 12. They say that the human body is 65% water. Maybe...but my other 35% is as flat track as all get out.
Posted on: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 21:13:06 +0000
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