Thursday night, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospitals ICU, tubes up my nose and down my throat, wires monitoring every function and all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me. It was obvious Id been in a serious accident. She looked at me deep and steady and I heard her slowly say You may not feel anything from the waist down. I managed to mumble a reply Can I feel your tits, then?
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 15:22:59 +0000