Thursday night I was feeling a little lazy and didnt wash the two pans I used to make dinner. So I left the for Friday. Friday morning I filled the pan up with water and boiled the grease from my sausage I had the night before. And proceeded to pour it in the toilet and flushed. Well that was a big mistake. About an hour later I noticed that the toilet was still filled with water. so I get the plunger out and begin to plunge. No luck. Saturday I go out and get a bottle of liquid Plumber. Follow the directions and use half a bottle and wait the 20 minutes and rinse with boiling water. Nothing happen. So I repeated as stated on the bottle. I let it sit over night and still nothing. Now Im thinking there was a spoon or fork in the pot so i call our Handy Man. He says hes watching the Bears, but might be back in town early this evening and if not hell do it on Monday. Well Monday came and went so I called him again about 7 last night and toilet him that if he couldnt do it could he suggest someone else. Not fun being without a toilet. Got no answer. About 9 am I called him again, no answer and left no message. Called a number advertising in The Times. TJ Rooter, run by Tom Johnson, 815-794-1829. TJ says Ill be there in 20 minutes. He had to take the toilet apart and after some rooting and shaking, out pops the sausage. I was so excited it wasnt a spoon or a fork. While he was aligning the toilet Vinnie grabs the sausage. I was so scared he was going to swallow it I hit him to let it go. He did but he looked at me so hurt. I gave him a piece of liver but that look was still in his eyes. After I paid TJ who is very reasonable. I ran to the store to get Vinnie something. I came home with a very large rib eye bone. He is sleeping with the bone as we speak. Spent about an hour chewing. I thank God every day that he has let me care for this wonderful little Boy Vinnie. I am so sorry I hit him but if he would have swallowed it it would have been worst. So yes I am a Bimbo, and I am the girl who lost her sausage in the toilet, But I love my little Boy Vinnie. Thought Id share because it is too funny being in my shoes today.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 21:07:03 +0000
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