Tiger Woods drives his luxury BMW into a remote petrol station in - TopicsExpress



          

Tiger Woods drives his luxury BMW into a remote petrol station in the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who knows nothing about golf, much less Tiger Woods, greets the golfing legend, “Top of the mornin’ sir” Tiger says hello and then bends down to pick the nozzle. Two tees fall out of his shirt pocket into the ground. The attendant asks, “What are those sire?” Tiger says, “Those are tees, which I use to rest my balls on when I’m driving.” And the Irishman exclaims, “By Jesus, Mary and Joseph, BMW thinks of everything!”
Posted on: Thu, 08 May 2014 15:53:01 +0000

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