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Tiger Woods in Newfoundland Sent on a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a petrol station in a remote part of the countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundlander manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. Top of the mornin to yer, sir says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. What are dose? Asks the attendant. Theyre called tees, replies Tiger. Well, what on gods earth are dey for? inquires the attendant. Theyre for resting my balls on when Im driving, says Tiger. Lardthunderin!, says the Newfoundlander, Ford tinks of everyting!
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 12:25:29 +0000

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