Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks. Honey, Ive been thinking, now that we are married I think its time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing and golfing Maybe you should sell your guns and boat and Golf clubs Tim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, Darling, whats wrong? There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife. Ex wife! she screams, I didnt know you were married before! I wasnt!*
Posted on: Wed, 17 Dec 2014 11:57:54 +0000
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