Tim used to get a box of raisins in his lunch every day. And every day, Bob one of his classmates would bother Tim. Hey, Tim, gimme somma your raisins. Bob would go on and on until Tim gave Bob some raisins. One day Tim had a small lunch and was really hungry and told Bob to forget it. Bob grabbed for the raisins and they spilled out onto the floor. Tim was livid and saved the box. That night Tim filled the raisin box with rabbit droppings and glued the lid shut so that it looked like a new raisin box. The next day Bob came around as usual Hey, Tim, gimme somma your raisins. Tim threw the box full of rabbit droppings to Bob. Bob greedily ripped open the box and poured a few into his hand. Bob notices the unusual appearance and says: These dont look like raisins. Tim smiles and says: Those are smart pills. Bob eats a few and says: They taste like shit. Tim says: See? They are working already!
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 13:25:06 +0000
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