Time Fey just saved my life. And possibly the life of a b**** on a bike. I got to the gas station in Cedar River. All the pumps were full, so I pulled up near one to wait, leaving extra space because the car had to pull out frontwards before I could pull in. A woman on a bike zoomed up and stopped in front of me, nearly touching the car I was waiting for. This angered me. I glared but did nothing else, planning to just take a different pump when it opened. I pulled a teeny bit closer so a car could get through behind me. I sat, my car in park, for 5 minutes. Not a single car moved away from a pump in this time. The woman on the bike decided not to wait, I guess, and began to slowly back up. Note that my car was in park and I had not moved an inch in 5 minutes, giving her plenty of time to notice that there was a at behind her. When she was about 2 feet away from me and I realized that she had no idea that I was there, I laid on my horn. She backed into her anyway. She did not look at me. Instead, she beckoned to a man on another bike off to the side and he came over to help her, after screaming for me to "back the f***up!" I did. At this point, the car at the pump in front of us left. She pulled up to the pump. I got out, looked at the front of my car to see if there was damage to my car. Luckily, for the dear sweet woman, there was none. I got back in. Three minutes later, she had not begun to fuel her bike and was still seated on it, doing nothing. Furious, I left, hoping my gas would last til Menominee. I listened to last half hour of Bossypants during the drive. I made it to Menominee for gas and, thanks to Tina Fey, my blood pressure went back down to a normal level. So thank you, Tina.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 19:43:51 +0000
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