Time for the bi-monthly, drive by taunting report. So this story starts where all my other storys start, me walking to work. Im oblivious, enjoying listening to Wire on my headphones when an audi drives by with the driver leaning out the window yelling something. I take off my headphones and cup my hands to ear to let him know that I could not hear his important message. I see his brake lights and he turns around. As he drives by he glares at me and I blow him and his passenger a kiss and than flick them off. Brake lights once again, Im thinking its time to fight but instead my taunter pulls in front of an autozone on the other side of the street. The driver jumps out and boy is he unhappy. A young caucasian male with a passion for hip hop music and athletic attire. Hes probably 17 years old,covered in tattoos and is wearing a wife beater even tho it is 28 degrees out. While he is yelling at me he is viciously adjusting his man hood. This confuses the hell out of me. Is he a huge Michael Jackson fan? Has he seen too many gangster videos? So while hes screaming at me Im yelling back Why are staring at me and grabbing your penis?!?! At this point customers that are coming out of the autozone are laughing at him and even my assailants passenger is laughing at him. I still never heard what he was attempting to scream at me. Im gonna miss you Scranton.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 21:13:58 +0000
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