Tired of people cussin you out on Facebook? Misunderstanding your shid? Then try this soup I made Wednesday. Comforting as a mofo. One spoon of this and a cheek of your behind will just fall off at the kitchen table. Colored People Vegetarian Grilled Carrot Soup (why do you have to inject color into everything? in Cartmans voice. Oh Shuddup. Cause I have a mirror, sucker) stock - - leftover veggies, it don’t matter what (although onions and leeks are a hearty start) - 1 large tablespoon of better than bullion” (whole foods) or similar -the one I used was vegetarian - 2 -3 cups water then - maybe like 2 lbs carrots - 4 cloves garlic - 2 - 3 cups apple cider - bunch of parsley Start the stock. Simmer till the leftover veggies are soft, add salt and pepper till you like the stock as is, but it be a little salty. Add the apple cider, reduce heat to nearly nothin. It dont need to boil. You know what simmer mean, right? While you be doin this, wash and cut (i do NOT peel carrots - unnecessary if well washed) carrots and lay them out on a greased pan. Take the garlic cloves and cut them a little and just lay them on top the carrots for grilling too, cause they lonely. Grill/bake in the over @ 350 - 400 for , I don’t know, till carrots bubble and start to brown a teeny bit at the edges and garlic get all brown. In a big ass pot, put stock and carrots in together and stir. Ladle out stuff into food processor or blender and blend him up, transferring into second pot. (Sorry bout the 2 pots and extra dishes). Once all is blended, put on stove on very low for like 15 minutes, stirring - no roiling boil. Add water, salt, pepper to taste. Make you partner clean that second pot. Sprinkle with sour cream, grated parm or Romano, or nothin, I ain’t gonna tell you what to do with it. It your soup now. Serve wit toast points or Saltines or whatever white people have with soup. Thatll integrate the plate just nice. Spoon that sucker into some bowls and eat it. oh, and come see me here: eventbrite/e/vance-gilbert-in-concert-tickets-13590199653 wecc.ca/ ginkgocoffee/ folknotes.org/
Posted on: Sun, 09 Nov 2014 16:35:19 +0000
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