Tis the season for posting how we are going to change AND how we are going to be more physically fit...and I am all for both. Why? Because it is potentially motivating for myself & for those that know me. But I have to laugh (I know, you were waiting for the other shoe to drop because you just knew I could not be 100% with 0% snark) at one of the posts I just saw... Jumping rope, an excellent workout: quick, convenient & minimal skill needed (especially if done in the comfort of your own home as no one would be around to see you make a total jackarse of yourself - i.e. tangled in the rope, tripping, falling on your face, unable to jump more than twice consecutively...not that Ive done any of THAT!). But there is the issue of the peri-menopausal woman...we cant freely jump rope, no matter how skilled or cardiovascularly fit we may be! Why, you may ask? Too many hot flashes, you say? Hell no, its all about incontinence people! While I believe in the benefits of Poise pads (sorry to the 12% of dudes following this page), I do NOT want to HAVE to use them DAILY and for those of you that know my issues (ssssshhhh, I know there are many) I cannot hop consecutively, period, because this would be the internal monologue: Me: (hop) Damn! (dribble) Me: (hop) Oh shit! (dribble dribble) Me: (hop, hop) Mother Fr! (runs to the nearest bathroom to change shield) And so, I can knock off spokesperson for Poise pads off of my list for potential jobs...
Posted on: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 00:14:45 +0000
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